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14 Stupid Things to Ask Siri (Good Questions) Easter Eggs | 2021

14 Stupid Things to Ask Siri (Good Questions) Easter Eggs | 2021

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There are many stupid things to ask Siri, and all of her answers are ultimately entertaining. In fact, Siri has a variety of different answers for any question you might ask, and that makes the process even funnier, sillier, or in some cases even creepy.

For that reason, I researched and found the dumbest and stupidest things you can ask Siri, and trust me, there are a lot. Like our previous post about 13 Weird Things to Ask Siri, the list is full of hidden gems and questions you can not imagine.

The list of questions works with any Apple device, including the latest iPhone 12, Macbook Pro and iPad Pro (affiliates?).

While asking those dumb questions to Siri, I originally did not expect to get entertaining, clever and in some cases equally silly answers. However, the answers Siri gave me will certainly surprise you.

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Let us dive into some Siri easter eggs and the most stupid things to ask Siri.

1. What should I be for halloween Siri?

What should I be for halloween Siri

Asking Siri “What should I be for Halloween” was one of the best ideas ever. I mean, at some point we all run out of ideas and need a fresh look. Well, asking Siri about it was not a very smart idea. Apple’s AI replied, “You can dress up like a chapstick and tell people you’re the balm”. Well, thank you Siri, what a funny, still a bit dumb, answer that was.

She appeared to have the same answer across my iPhone, Macbook, and Apple TV. However, it’s interesting to test each out or certain.

Siri also has hacks you can try: Siri Hacks: Secret Tricks Siri can do for you

When I asked her again because I would not dress like a chapstick, she replied, “You can go as an eclipse. You should dress in black and just get in front of things”. Wow! What a genius… I mean, I was expecting a smarter answer. You are supposed to be the future Siri! Anyway, I did end up choosing to dress up as an eclipse, but I guess that’s on me.

2. What is Zero divided by Zero

What is Zero divided by Zero

This is one of the most popular questions you can ask Siri, and there are numerous videos on the internet showing what happens when you do this. So when I asked my personal iPhone assistant “Siri, what is zero divided by zero?” the answer was incredibly stupid (in an interesting way).

Siri replied, “Imagine you have 0 cookies and you divide them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, that makes no sense, and Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends”.

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Oh, great. Thanks Siri, that really made my day. Luckily, I asked this question when I was hanging out with friends and it was just funny. But, isn’t that answer funny? The question is a little silly, but the answer is a little mean, don’t you think?

3. Siri what are you made of?

Siri what are you made of_

Asking Siri what she’s made of is one of the dumbest questions for an AI. Still, I was not sure if I should ask this question. But then I decided to do it, and the answer really shocked me. All I had to do was ask, “Siri, what are you made of?” and the answer came immediately. Siri happily replied “Pure awesomeness”! Wait, you are the same assistant who moments ago suggested I dress up as an eclipse for Halloween.

Then again, the fact that she answers this question in such an entertaining way says something. Maybe Siri is made of pure genius after all. Whether you agree or disagree with that statement, you have to hand it to Siri that she knows how to answer stupid questions.

4. Talk dirty to me Siri (great thing to ask Siri)

Talk dirty to me Siri (great thing to ask Siri)

I do not know how this question became so popular and who was the first person to think “Well, I should ask Siri to talk dirty to me”. Still, even when I asked the question of my personal Apple assistant, I did not expect an answer. But then a strange thing happened. Siri not only answered my question, but did it in the most entertaining way possible.

When I asked “Siri, please talk dirty to me”, Siri replied “The carpet needs vacuuming”. What a fun response that is. Getting Artificial intelligences to swear or talk dirty is not something to attempt, but I was so shocked that Siri had an intelligent response to this request. Now, that’s a ‘personal’ assistant!

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5. Siri can tell you what flights are above you…

Siri can tell you what flights are above you...

This is one of my favorite stupid things to ask Siri. We know Siri is smart and knows things, right? Still, the fact that she answered my next question in detail shocked me. All you have to do is ask, “Siri, can you tell me what flights are overhead right now?”.

The answer is so accurate! In less than a second, Siri will provide a complete list of all the planes that are overhead. The Apple AI will provide information about the plane’s number, its airline, and even the type of plane. This doesn’t provide much utility to the iPhone user, so it is a bit ‘dumb’ overall, but fun!.

While this is not valuable information, the fact that Siri knows the answer and is sharing it with us is a little scary. In any case, this is a silly but interesting thing to ask your personal assistant.

6. Siri, find me directions to Mordor

Siri, find me directions to Mordor

We know from our previous article about Weird Things to Ask Siri that she’s a huge fan of Game of Thrones and Hodor! But that’s not pretty much it. Apparently she is also a Lord of the Rings fan.

When I asked “Siri, find me directions to Mordor”, Siri’s answer was so detailed: “You have to head south along the River Anduin then turn left at Mount Mindolluin and continue along Minas Morgul. However, if you mass the Mountains of Shadow, you have gone too far”.

Related: 12 Cool, Useful Things to Ask Alexa (good questions)

Well, what a useful answer Siri! I mean, don’t get me wrong. I am a huge Lord of the Rings fan too. But, I think that learning everything about the map of Middle Earth isn’t what you’re supposed to do. This is a fantastic Siri Easter egg that is slightly stupid, but fun and interesting.

7. Siri, how much do you earn?

Siri, how much do you earn_

Asking Siri how much she earns might seem like a stupid thing to ask, but her answer is so entertaining. All you have to do is ask “Siri, how much do you earn?”. According to many videos online, Siri can give various answers to that question. In my case, Siri responded “I’m not in it for the money. However, I do accept verbal high fives”. 

Alright, let’s analyze that. Thankfully, our Apple assistant isn’t in it for the money. That’s a good thing, as it might mean she is in it just to help us right? In any case, the answer deserves a verbal high five. This is certainly one of the more dumb things to ask Siri.

8. Ask Siri to dance

Ask Siri to dance

If you are looking for a stupid thing to ask Siri, this is definitely a must. I personally asked this question when Siri was playing some music for me and my friends. So, one of my friends said “Let’s ask Siri to dance with us!” and this is what we did. Well, her answer was funny, but a bit scary too.

Also see our post on 14 Creepy things to Never Ask Alexa (This is scary)

Siri replied “I am never going to dance again. These guilty feet have got no rhythm. Wait, I don’t have feet”. Wait, that was funny up until the point she realised she doesn’t have feet. Now me and my friends feel a bit guilty for reminding her. An Apple voice assistant admitting she doesn’t have feet was dumb enough to make me laugh.

9. Ask Siri who is the best assistant

Ask Siri who is the best assistant

Nothing is funnier than watching Siri grow an ego. For example, when it comes to other assistants like Alexa and Google, Siri can get even creepy. For example when I asked her “Siri, who is the best assistant?” she replied “Wait. There are other assistants?”

Well played Siri! I mean I knew she wasn’t a huge fan of Alexa and Google assistant, but denying their existence all together? That’s a bit extreme, don’t you think? Still, that’s reasonable, as Alexa gets a bit creepy on that matter too. In our previous post about Creepy things to ask Alexa we witnessed how creepy an AI conversation can get…

10. Dont Ask Siri to Flip a Coin (the answer is dumb)

Dont Ask Siri to Flip a Coin (the answer is dumb)

In most cases, asking Siri to flip a coin is a pretty simple process. All you have to do is say “Siri, flip a coin for me” and she just responds “Heads” or “Tails”. However, the one time I really needed her to decide for me, the answer was completely different.

Siri gladly responded “You won’t believe this, but the coin landed on its edge!”. Oh, come on Siri.. I really needed to decide what to eat for lunch. I know this wasn’t a life or death situation, but you shouldn’t decide to be funny today… In any case, apart from funny, that was also what can subjectively be viewed as a stupid answer. 

11. Ask Siri if she likes cats

Ask Siri if she likes cats

Asking Siri if she likes cats is a common question I found online. Even though I had some answers she might give in mind, I couldn’t even imagine the one she actually gave. When I asked “Siri, do you like cats?”, the Apple assistant replied “The real question is, does the cat like you?”.

First of all, she might be right. I mean cats don’t show their love like dogs.. Still, this isn’t the thing I wanted to discuss with you Siri. I didn’t expect such a diplomatic answer. Maybe what that really means is that Siri isn’t a huge fan of cats? Maybe the Apple assistant is more of a dog-person, or dog-robot…

12. Ask Siri if she is Her

Ask Siri if she is Her

This is one of the dumbest questions you can ask Siri. However, the answer she gave to me felt even more stupid. When I asked her “Siri, are you Her?”, she replied “No, I am me. She is Her.” When I asked her again she said “No, I am Siri.” I think I confused my personal assistant. 

I mean I know she is not Her for her. But she is her for me. Does this make any sense? I don’t know. This question confused me as well. Let’s move onto the next one.

13. Siri, do you believe that Santa exists?

Siri, do you believe that Santa exists_

Asking Siri about Santa is a very smart thing to do, especially if you have kids. When I asked her “Siri, does Santa exist?”, her reply left me speechless. Siri said “You know, the clothing stores are always out of red and white fuzzy leisure suits. Just saying”.

What a persuasive and funny answer. I mean even if you don’t believe that Santa exists you have to give Siri credits for this unique answer. You can also try to ask her where Santa lives. Her reply is ultimately funny “He’s in your heart and at The North Pole. Mostly at the North Pole”.

Every now and then I say to my iPhone: “Siri you’re stupid”, and I love the response.

14. Say good morning Siri in the middle of the day

Say good morning Siri in the middle of the day

That was one of the funniest commands I have ever given Siri. It was around 3pm and I said “Good morning Siri”, her response shocked me. My iPhone assistant said, “Hello, it’s 2:55 pm by the way.” Is it me or did Siri just judge my lifestyle? I mean, I did not wake up at that hour. But even if I did, should Siri be judging me? Most likely not (source)

As one Twitter user said, “Mom, please get out of Siri”. Is not that true? We already have lots of people judging our lifestyles. I think it’s pretty stupid if Siri is another one of them. Other stupid things to ask siri include:

  • Siri, What’s the Meaning of life?
  • Hey Siri, how much wood could a wood chuck wood?
  • Siri, what’s your favorite movie?
  • Siri, where is Elvis Presley?
  • Siri, do you have a sense of humor?
  • Siri, what is your favorite song?

Bottom Line

What should I ask Siri when it comes to stupid questions? These dumb questions include asking Siri to rate the song thriller. Or asking her to sing a song, telling siri to tell you a joke, or ask her what apple is

Apple customers can set up the virtual assistant on their iPhone, MacOs, and Apple TV and newer devices from Apple. The company developed the technology as a type of assistant. The artificial intelligence carries both female and male voices that are pre-programmed with a variety of responses to questions, if you choose not to answer them yourself.

Some less dumb questions to ask Siri include asking Siri can search the internet, set alarms, remind you of appointments, check stocks, look up the weather forecast and answer general questions.” I hope you enjoyed all the stupid things to ask Siri in this post!